i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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