So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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