and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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