Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat