I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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