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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test

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  but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.

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• (510): View more from California

  You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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• (619): View more from California

  Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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• (707): View more from California

  OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?

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