Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I lost the right to judge tonight
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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