did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
being pregnant is like rehab
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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