I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Never joke about your clitoris.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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