At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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