around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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