I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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