after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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