Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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