I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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