I bet he comes in French.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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