wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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