can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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