I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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