literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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