so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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