were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1