Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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