no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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