Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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