In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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