Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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