Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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