i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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