I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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