I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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