hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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