the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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