So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
