College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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