ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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