I got chris browned last night
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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