is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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