Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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