you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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