at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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