was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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