I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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