Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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