its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
This is the high leading the old right now
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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