Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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