New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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