You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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