Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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