have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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