i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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