his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
