haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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