I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
