No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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