Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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