Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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