look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize