What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Your dad touched me again.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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