you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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