quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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