Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I licked your asshole in confidence.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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