you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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